Yup, Hamlet, my favorite Shakespeare play (though my appreciation for Othello has grown recently). No, this isn't the Mel Gibson version. It a 1960 made for German TV version. Probably the best thing about it is Claudius's voice is dubbed by Ricardo Montalban!
"Hey, any Danish left?"
"Why were you looking at his like?"
"Hail, Queen Dilbert's Boss."