This is an early Mike episode from Season 5. It's also one I have on DVD. I like the short on Cheating.
"In front of you is your pal Mary, with her head chock full of the answers you needed." "Split it open now!"
"This contract arrived for you from a Mr. Eelzebub."
"Angels, you're going undercover with Adam West."
"That's 40 pounds of butt in 30 pound butt capacity pants."